Funny SMS


Khamosh Ammi

May 24, 2012
Son:
Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,light gai hoi the
Ussne Lipstick mangi thi,
Maine ELFi dedi....;-)
shaid naraz ho ge hai:-

Posted by Wassi khan.

 

Pathan

May 24, 2012
Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai??
Pathan: Rang se kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai
Dost: English main bata..
Pathan: BLACK-BERRY hai :-D
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Posted by Urooj.

 

Plz try later

May 24, 2012
Yar tumhare numbr ka kya problm hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou operator Boli
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba
bandar darakht se ulta latka huwa hy
plz try later.....
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Posted by Wassi khan.

 

Kati Pahari Style

May 24, 2012
Teacher:
"Pepsi Wale Add Me Jo Larka Aadhe
Baal Katwa K Bhagta Hy Uska Hair Style Konsa Tha?
Pathan Kafi Der Bad Soch K Bola:
"Kati Pahari Style!"
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Posted by Wassi khan.

 

Most Funny

May 24, 2012
Teacher Tum Paper Me Fail Q Huay
Maine Sawal Me Choice Bi Di Thi..
Student: Kahan Choice Thi??
Write An Essay On Any One,
A ) Our President
B ) Greedy Dog...
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Posted by Wassi khan.

 

Zardari

May 24, 2012
Teri ek nigah se qatal hote hain hazaron log
"jani"
Ek nazar zardari ko b dekh le...
"Teri meherbaaaaaaani"
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Posted by Maria Liaqat.

 

Machar

May 24, 2012
Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese k hath py baitha!
Chinese pakar k kha gya!
Phr 1 machar memon py betha
Us ny pakr k Chinese sy pucha:
Kharedy ga
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Posted by Maria Liaqat.

 

Ik Preshan larki

May 24, 2012
Ek din mili wo mujhse,
Bujhi Bujhi si,
Jhuki jhuki si,
Udasiyon main Rachi basi si,
Jo maine pocha !!
Udaas q ho ?
Itni pareshan q ho ?
,
.
Jhuka k palkain
Chupa k chehra
Galay se lag k
Ro ro k thak k
Lagi wo kehne
itna romantic msg likha tha
lover ko,
abbu k number par chala gaya
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Posted by Wassi khan.

 

Funny Pathan

May 24, 2012
Teacher:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao
Jis Me Urdu Math Punjabi Or
English Ka Sahi Istimal Hua Ho?
.
Pathan:
Ishq Di Gali Vich 9 Entry.
Teacher shock pathan rock..
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Posted by Wassi khan.

 

God has given Eyes: To look at U.

May 24, 2012
God has given Eyes: To look at U.
 Hands: To pray for U.
 Mind: To remember U.
 Heart : To love U.
 And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
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Posted by Wassi khan.

 
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